You are... Draco/Ginny!
Ack! What are you doing here, you foul creature?
You wouldn't touch slash with a twenty foot
pole, and if you did it certainly would not be
something you visited very often. You prefer
the idea of Draco and the Weaselette to the
thought of Draco and Harry, and most probably
have no idea what a 'ball gag' even is. You
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