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10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong. 
6th-Jul-2006 08:56 pm
Gundam 00: Saji / Cute / Blue
from rayandoelsol:

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

  4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

  5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

  6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

  7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

  8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

  9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

  10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
Comments 
6th-Jul-2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
Oh gosh I love this, I am so stealing this.
6th-Jul-2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
This made me laugh...
6th-Jul-2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
Hee hee

I just sent this to my idiotic Senator... *whistles innocently*
7th-Jul-2006 02:10 am (UTC)
:D
6th-Jul-2006 08:12 pm (UTC) - Why be a slave to heteronormativity?

With marriage becoming increasingly unpopular amongst straight people perhaps you gay folks should take a leaf outta the breeders book?

Ahhh, domestic violence, declining sexual attraction and acromonious divorce cases...at least the lawyers will be happy.

;-]

aX
6th-Jul-2006 08:12 pm (UTC) - Re: Why be a slave to heteronormativity?

*acrimonious
7th-Jul-2006 02:13 am (UTC) - Re: Why be a slave to heteronormativity?
you gay folks

Thank you for the compliment, but I'm quite straight myself. :P
7th-Jul-2006 08:22 am (UTC) - Re: Why be a slave to heteronormativity?

try crystal?

;-]

aX
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