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from grimmy23: Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of… 
1st-Feb-2006 09:17 pm
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from grimmy23:

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask "Do you want Fries with that?".
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso.
6. In the memo line on all your checks write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go To a Poetry Recital and ask why the Poems dont rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Skip numbers when numbering or go out of order
16. Type all documents in Wingdings see if anyone notices.
17. Type all documents in wingdings
18. When the money comes out of the ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
19. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
20. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the Economy, We are
going to have to let one of you go".
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
21. Send this E-mail to someone to make them smile. It's called
Therapy...
Comments 
1st-Feb-2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*
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