Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I rescued curia_regis from being sacrificed (-200 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I fed seb to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I recruited twelveeyes as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (195 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, luinthoron
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Tremble in fear before me!