| from  ms_katonic: Bard
You scored 27% physical, 55% magic, 55% versatile, and 55% good! |
You're pretty good at music. You're your group's source of
entertainment and you can boost morale. When you need to, you can also
make some very dissonant music that can drive your enemies nuts and
make them behave strangely. But you're probably very weak. You would do
well to hide during real combat. |  | My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 17% on physical | | You scored higher than 71% on mystical | | You scored higher than 74% on versatile | | You scored higher than 43% on good |
| Rogue!
Victory! You scored -13! |
Hah hah! Aladdin, Bilbo Baggins, George W. Bush- you are right up there
with them in terms of stealing and being sneaky. You are the rogue.
Your friends are glad they are on your side because you play dirty. A
knife in the dark here, a dart in the neck there, a loosening of a
purse over here, nothing is sacred. You get the job done though and
thoroughly too! Your wits are your strongest asset but you have to
watch out for getting too greedy. You also get stuck being the "go to"
guy for your friends. The phrase "Send the thief" sends shivers down
your spine. |  | My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 30% on charpoints |
| Monk
You scored 72 Holy, 40 Tactful, 75 Natural, and 40 Arcane! |
Awkward at low levels, an unstoppable juggernaught at high levels, you
are the monk. I think an honest attempt was made to make the kind of
monks you always see in those awesome movies from China, but really,
they came up with something pretty weird here. You are so in tune with
the natural forces of this world that you can destroy *anything*...
sure, you can hit for subdual damage, but where's the fun in that? At
the end of the battle the fighter wipes his sword clean of blood and
resheaths it feeling pretty hard-core... until he looks over at you and
sees you standing in a pile of maimed and unconscious bodies,
completely unarmed, and entriely placid-faced... Fighter: "Well fought,
Brother Learned Fist! Ha ha!" *said ill-at-ease* Monk: "There, in the
trees... a baby morning dove just took it's first flight while I was
disembowleing this ogre with my quivering-toenail... so beautiful... or
did you not notice?" Your main function in the party is to keep things
a little awkward for everyone else. |  | My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 89% on Godliness | | You scored higher than 21% on Tact | | You scored higher than 66% on Harmony | | You scored higher than 38% on Arcane |
| Ki-lin
You scored 80% Esotericism, 18% Power, and 4% Malevolence! |
A mythical being of Chinese mythology, comparable with the Western
unicorn. Ki-lin personifies all that is good, pure, and peaceful. It
lives in paradise and only visits the world at the birth of a wise
philosopher. The unicorn, which can become one thousand years old, is
portrayed as a deer with one horn, the tail of an ox, the hooves of a
horse, and a body covered with the scales of a fish. It is one of the
four Ling. |  | My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 95% on Esotericism | | You scored higher than 11% on Power | | You scored higher than 2% on Malevolence |
| Hermione
You scored 100%! |
Alright, you've read it several times, memorized the ISBN number, and
have the CDs. And the tapes. In both the US and UK editions. You're
intelligent. And now you're dating Ron. Hot. | | | My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 0% on potterpoints |
| The Chained Virgin
You scored 1 out 45 experience and 30 out of 45 adventurousness! |
You aren't very experienced in the sexual world but you're looking for
someone to teach you. You're excited and you want to start trying some
things, but it just hasn't happened for you yet. Don't worry: it will. | | | My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 1% on experience | | You scored higher than 50% on adventurousness |
| Full Wizzard
You scored 86 on the Half-Blood Prince! | | | | | My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 0% on Knowledge |
| Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 74! |
You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot
you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few
inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can
get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about
sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a
lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover,
appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably
bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling
like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you
want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a
lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies.
In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it.
Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate
into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn,
to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good
place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a
little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and
discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master. |  | My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 57% on sexiness |
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