Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Quite insane to post this, as I've only got 576 comments in the 14 months I've had my LJ. But I do have great friends here! :)